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HAVE
FUN!
Waiter, waiter, what
soup is this? It’s bean soup, sir. I don’t care what
it was. I want to know what it is now.
Waiter, waiter,
what’s wrong with these eggs? I don’t know, sir. I
only laid the table.
Waiter, waiter, will
the pancakes be long? No, sir, round.
Waiter, waiter,
what’s this fly doing in my soup? The breaststroke,
I think, sir.
Doctor, doctor, will
you help me out? Certainly, which way did you come
in?
Teacher: I wish you’d
pay a little attention. Pupil: I’m paying as little
as I can.
Did you hear about
the teacher who was cross-eyed? She couldn’t control
her pupils.
Teacher: You should
have been here at 9 o’clock. Small boy: Why, what
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