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HAVE
FUN!
A middle-aged lady was dining in a
fancy restaurant when she noticed a fly in her soup.
She called over the head waiter and asked angrily,
‘What’s this fly doing in my soup?’ The waiter put
on his spectacles, peered at her bowl of soup for a
moment then replied, ‘I cannot be absolutely sure,
Madam, but it appears to be drowning.’
– Waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
– That’s right, sir. The soup isn’t hot.
– I forgot my wife’s birthday.
– What did she say?
– Nothing... for five weeks.
– Who’s that at the door?
– The Invisible Man.
– Well, tell him I can’t see him.
Four-year-old Daisy and her friend
were on the seat in front of their mothers in the
bus.
‘Look,’ said her friend, looking out of the window.
‘Moo-cows.’
‘They’re cows,’ said Daisy firmly.
‘Moo-cow is a word for babies.’
‘Look,’ said the friend, turning round to her mother.
‘Cows.’
‘Yes, dear,’ said Mum. ‘Moo-cows.’
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